Son, “Mom, have you ever worked in the sewer?”
Me, “What are you talking about?”
Daughter, “Do you ever go in there looking for poop?”
Me, “What’s wrong with you two?”
Son, “You could use sewer water for gas and…”
Daughter, “… yeah and when you drive the car will spray diarrhea on the people behind us…”
Son, “yeah and we can put a poop emoji on your steering wheel instead of the one you have now.”
I love how potty jokes have no age limit and how their train of thought moves mine.
I went straight to memories of potty training and realized ‘Til brown leaves town‘ is instruction for big kids (and some adults) too! Refresher courses are sometimes required.